Thursday, July 24, 2008

John Edwards' Other Family

Hard work paid off this week at the National Enquirer. Through careful planning and apparently a little foreknowledge, they were able to catch John Edwards in the act, well almost.



Edwards went sneaking into the Beverly Hilton hotel in L.A. in the dark of the night. He found some stairs down to the basement and caught an elevator to go to the room. He was avoiding the main lobby at all cost. He was meeting his mistress (the more masculine one in the above photo). Down the hall, a friend was in another room watching over the love child.

Somehow Edward's plans had been made known, so when he came sneaking out of the room at 2:40 am, the NE reporters met him at the basement elevator. They said he looked like a deer with headlights. With all his sneaking around, he was shocked at their presence. In order to get away from the press (was his hair messed up?) he hid in the men's room until hotel security came and ushered him out.

Edwards has a mistress and a love child, but so far refuses to admit it. His wife, who is struggling with cancer, must be so impressed. V.P. Candidate?

Dennis

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