Thursday, March 10, 2011

Is your dentist sleepy, bored or just lost in the routine?

A recent survey of 300 dentists revealed some of the most amazing things they have heard from the mouths of their patients.  Some of these will make you wonder, but vanity and wanting to save money can make us do and say strange things.  Why not try one of these on your dentist next time you are in the chair?  What was his/her reaction?


Can you extract my tooth without anesthesia?

Can you ID this set of dentures left in the bathroom of the bar I work at?

Pull all my teeth, and just give me dentures.

Please wire my mouth shut to aid in my diet.

I will pay you or your hygienist to floss my teeth at my office every day.

Will you give me local anesthesia in my lips?  I'm going in for permanent 'lipstick' tattoos on my lips and would like to avoid the pain.

May I have an emergency cleaning visit?  It's my high school reunion and I need a bright, white smile to face my old boyfriend.

Can I keep the teeth you pull out of my mouth?  I'd like to make a necklace out of them.

I just broke off my engagement.  Can you prepare my tooth so that I can keep the diamond in it?

And finally,

Can you give my dog braces?

No comments: